Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
