you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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