i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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