spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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