: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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