She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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