So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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