So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Nicole vs. Life
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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