Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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