Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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