i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
