I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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