but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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