I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We have started to decorate penises.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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