K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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