id be glad to
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
