is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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