next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
