You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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