awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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