She is in my trunk
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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