Betty ford says i'm here all night
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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