This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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