I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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