just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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