Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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