so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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