I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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