i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we're making bets on your personal life
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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