I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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