so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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