i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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