I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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