yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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