you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife š¬
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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