belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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