every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
where are you?
Hypothermia
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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