I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
All the doctor said was why
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize
