I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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