I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
