I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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