I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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