Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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