yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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