Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Don't EVER smell your tampon
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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