That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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