I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Small penises have feelings too.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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