Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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