i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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