Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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