My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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