Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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